A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy approach a road block.

As they stop the officer approached the car and said you won't be able to pass unless each of you have at least 2 inch penis. First the black guy drops his pants
The officer measures and he has a 8 inch penis. The white guy drops his pants next the officer measure and he has an 5 inch penis. Then the Asian guy drops his pants and the officer measures he has exactly a two inch penis. As the three drive pass the road block for having over a two inch penis the black guys says " your lucky I'm black. The white guy says "your lucky Im white". Then the Asian guy says "your lucky I had a boner".

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