A young man was drunk and staggering about with a key in his hand.
A policeman walks up and says, "What's going on here?"
"They stole my car!", answered the drunk.
"Where did you last see it?", asked the policeman.
"On the end of this key!", the man replied.
The policeman looks him over and says, "Sir, are you aware that your penis is hanging out of your trousers?"
"Holy shit!", the drunk cried. "They got my girlfriend too!"
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