in general, the vast majority of "yo momma" jokes I hear are simply nasty or mean, with the only "humour" lying in the gross factor and/or the insulting nature of the dig (obviously those belong in /r/insults). but every now and then I hear a good one that makes me genuinely laugh, usually because of a silly and/or unexpected element. here's a selection:
yo momma's so short on her driver's license picture you can see her feet
yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma smells so bad she made Speed Stick slow down and stop
yo momma's so fat she doesn't get belly button lint, she gets sweaters
yo momma's so old she waited tables at the last supper
yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV we missed *two* episodes of Friends
yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up
yo momma's so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips
yo momma's blood type is Ragu
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