A big, tough man walks in to a bar...

...and says "everyone to the left of me is a gay son-of-a-bitch! - Any arguments?"

Nobody moved.

Then he said "everyone to the right of me is a scum-sucking bottom feeder - Any arguments?"

One man stood up guiltily.

The tough guy yells "What the hell do you think you are doing!?"

The lone guys says shakily "I think I am sat on the wrong side..."

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