A contractor was dealing with a government official for a multi-million dollar contract. During negotiations he offered the official a brand new car. The official responded angrily ‘Are you trying to bribe me?’
‘No Sir’, Answered the contractor ‘I am just trying to sell the car. You pay me $10 for it.’
After a momentarily pause the official finally said ‘In that case I would like to buy two cars’.
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