Ferrari vs Scooter

One sunny day an old gentleman decided to take his little scooter for a nice ride. He was the type of old man that was nice to everybody and polite as could be. About twenty minutes into his ride he is stopped at a stop light enjoying the cars as they pass when a middle aged business man pulls up beside him in a beautiful red convertible Ferrari. Being a nice guy he says to the business man, "sure is a nice car you have there sir." Being a pompous dick and not wanting to talk to a lowly old man riding a scooter, the business man flips him off, and rolls up the window. He then decides, I am gonna show this old man how awesome me and my car really is. As soon as the light goes green the business man floors the Ferrari attempting to leave him in the dust. As he takes off the he looks in his rear view mirror and to his amazement he can see the old man on the scooter not far behind and gaining on him. Not to be made a fool of the business man gives it all he's got accelerating to 100 mph. He looks in his mirror again expecting the old man to be left behind but to his utter amazement the old man is still close behind and gaining!! The business man is seriously humbled that this scooter could keep up and decides to stop and admit defeat to the ol coot. The pair finally come to a stop and the business man rolls his window back down, "sir I want to apologize for my behavior back there, I shouldn't have flipped you off and thought so poorly about you and your scooter. You obviously have a good scooter that is just as amazing as my awesome car." The old man almost out of breath and heart racing from going so fast says, "no need to apologize, I was a little upset at first, but when you rolled your window up with my suspenders caught in there you gave me the feelings of excitement and adrenaline I haven't had in years!"