A beautiful girl named Mary is having a real problem keeping a man because her vagina smells like onions.

Every time it's the same deal: She meets a guy, they go out, but when it's time to have sex the guy leaves disgusted by the smell of her pussy.

One day a friend tells Mary she has just the guy for her. His name is Tom and he's a really nice guy and all, but moreover he can't smell at all because of a rare neurological disorder. This could be Mary's big chance.

The two of them indeed go out to a restaurant and everything's going great. They really hit it off and by the end of the meal Mary invites Tom to her place.

After a couple of drinks they're ready to move to the bedroom. Mary is really worried because of her previous experience that once she takes off her panties Tom will leave. But after taking off all her clothes, Tom doesn't look the least annoyed by the stench. He starts kissing her everywhere and then starts licking her. Mary is ecstatic; she never would have hoped that there would be a man who would do this to her. The whole room smells like someone is cooking onion soup but Tom keeps on. After a couple of minutes though Tom pauses. Mary is now terrified "Oh, shit he *can* smell it" is the first thing that comes to her mind. "Is everything OK dear, why did you stop? We can change positions if you're tired" says Mary.
"No, it's not that. But for same strange reason my eyes are burning and I'm all teared up."

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