and gets pulled over by a state trooper.
"I just clocked you doing 84. License, registration and proof of insurance, please" says the officer. So the bear rifles around in his glove box and produces the requested documentation.
"Why were you speeding, Sir?" asks the trooper.
"I'm late for a wedding, Officer. I'm sorry."
"Well, look. I'll give you a warning if you answer one question for me."
"Sure" says the bear.
"Do you *actually* shit in the woods?"
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