The bear has been chasing the rabbit for quite some time now, so needless to say that the rabbit is getting very tired. Suddenly, the rabbit trips over a magic genie lamp on the forest floor...and out pops the genie.
"Thank you for releasing me! For your great deed, I shall grant each of you three wishes!"
The bear speaks up immediately. "For my first wish, I wish for all the bears in the forest to be female!" POOF. His wish is granted, and all of the bears in the forest are now female. The rabbit scratches his chin. "For my first wish...I would like a motorcycle." POOF. A motorcycle appears out of thin air.
Without missing a beat, the bear speaks up once again. "For my next wish, I would like for all the bears in the country to be female!" POOF. The genie again grants his wish. The rabbit thinks for a minute, and then says, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my burrow." POOF. Again, the rabbit's wish is granted.
The genie then interrupts before the bear has a chance to speak. "This is your third and final wish. Choose carefully." The bear scratches his head very briefly, then says ecstatically, "For my third and final wish...I want ALL THE BEARS IN THE WORLD to be female!" POOF. His final wish was granted, and he was delighted. The rabbit thinks long and hard about his final wish. Finally he pipes up, "For my final wish (pointing at the bear), I want the bear to be gay!"
The rabbit then hops on his motorcycle and hurries on home to his burrow.
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