... And the devil came to him. He said 'Ordinarily, I would take you to Hell for this. However, I will let you go, as long as you are able to cope with living with 3 of the poor beasts you shot. However, you must keep them alive and close to you at all times.'
The hunter replied 'HA! Do your worst! I've killed these beasts, I can muster the strength to keep them under control.'
He devil raised the first; a rabbit, with rabies. The hunter wasn't fazed. Then the devil raised the second; a vicious boar.
The hunter said 'A bit of a challenge, but I expected more.'
'You asked for it' said the devil, and raised the last one; and the man immediately shot himself.
'Yeah...' Said the devil. 'His mother-in-law might have been overkill.'
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