Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work
would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.
"Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote.
"Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe."
"Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, you'd no
sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it."
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