Girl Talk

Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl
talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put
up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is
no telling where he last had his pecker."


Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's
"politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off
unwelcome sexual advances."


Hillary asked, "Well,... how do you deal with the problem?"


"Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I
muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."


That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary
slipped into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would
be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and she was
ready for him!


She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sounding
fart you could imagine.


Bill rolled over and asked, "Janet, is that you?"