A man sees a sign that reads "lose weight now!"...

...with a number listed on the bottom. The man had been feeling a little over weight so he decided to call the sign. A woman answered the phone and told him to be at the local hangout the following morning.

The next morning comes and the man is at the local hangout when a woman walks up to him. The woman asked "are you here about the ad?" To which the man replied yes. The woman then motions the man to come inside.

Once inside a door opened and a beautiful woman stood their naked with a sign that said "if you can catch me you can have your way with me!" Upon seeing this the man takes off trying to catch the woman to no avail.

The next week he sees the same sign but this time it said "lose weight now! $40!" The man calls the sign again ad inquires why it's $40 where as the first time was free. The woman says "show up and see."

Next day comes and the man shows up. He hands the woman $40 and she opens a door. This time an even more beautiful woman stood there with the same sign. Again the man gives chase but to no avail.

So obviously frustrated at this point the man decides to invest in a proper pair of running shoes. This time he's sure he'll catch the woman. Well he stumbled upon the same sign but this time it read "lose weight now $60!" Knowing this he figured this time it would be an even more beautiful woman.

So the following day comes and he shows up with his money in hand. The woman opens the door and this time there stood a large gorrila. The gorilla had a sign around his neck and it said "if I catch you I get my way with you!"


Some say he's still running to this very day.