Yo momma is so fat ,
She uses a pillow for a tampon.
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Yo momma is so stupid ,
That when her boyfriend said, "Lets do it doggie-style
tonight," she sat down and licked her ass.
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Yo momma is so dumb ,
That she was arrested for taking a dump at a construction site next to a sign that read, "Dump waste here."
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Yo momma is so fat ,
That when she farted, your dad ran away yelling, "It's a tornado. Hide!"
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