3 Wishes

A man in Victoria, BC on Vancouver Island is walking along the beach and he finds a lamp. Sure enough, when he dusts it off a Genie appears!

"Thank you sir for releasing me and as thanks, I will grant you 3 wishes. What is your first wish?"

The man says: "A million dollar mansion overlooking this beach with all the amenities like a pool and landscaped yard."

"As you wish!" the Genie says and the mansion appears with them on the patio overlooking the beach and pool. "And what is your second wish good sir?"

The man thinks for less than a second and says "50 million dollars!". The Genie again says "As you wish!" and there are stacks of bills overflowing from the living room down the stairs.

The Genie then asks "And for your last and final wish?"

The man thinks for a while and says, "I have always been afraid of flying but desired to go and see Hawaii. I would like a highway going from here to Hawaii so I can visit whenever I want."

The genie thinks for a while and says, "I am sorry sir but this is over 4000 km away over open turbulent ocean. It is simply impossible! Please make another wish."

The man then says, " I have been divorced 3 times and cannot for the life of me figure out what women want and makes them happy. I want a book that will answer every question about women and tell me exactly what they want."

The Genie replies with "4 lanes or 6?"