The first vampire says "I'll take a pint of A positive"
The second vampire says "I'll take a Bloody Mary, let me go top shelf with the O negative"
The third vampire asks for a hot water. The first vampire asks him "Steve you're not gonna drink anything blood?"
Steve takes out a used tampon and says "I'm just having tea"
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