A woman was shopping in a furniture store for a new mattress. As she bent over to examine the tenth mattress she had considered, she suddenly let out a horrendous fart."Excuse me," she said, embarrassed, to the clerk who was helping her."Heck, I'm used to it, lady," he said."When you see the price on that one, your gonna shit!"
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