"Hey sugar," she says to the shop owner.
"I am in a bit of a rush to get everything on the grocery list, before I need to be at to my friends party. Can you pick it all out for me?"
The owner looks at the list:
2 dozen eggs, 1 loaf of bread, 1 block colby jack cheese, 2 lbs hard salami, 8 oz each of parsley, thyme, wheat extract, cinnamon and salt.
He responds, "I'm sorry madam, I have the thyme, but I haven't had a hard salami in years."
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