First cowboy says, "I'm the toughest sumbitch in these here parts. Yesterday I grabbed me the meanest bull and threw his ass down balls and all, with my left hand into this here dirt. Pinned him fer 25 seconds without breaking a sweat."
The second cowboy looks up from the fire. "Impressive, but pales in comparison to what I did. I rode two of the biggest bulls with both hands tied behind my back across these here prairies whilst making hot love to the town's finest maiden."
The third cowboy, who had sat quiet the whole time, just smiled and slowly stirred the coals with his penis.
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