After 3 guys finished rock climbing and got to the top of a cliff they met a genie. The genie told them that he could turn them into anything they wanted. Now, near them was a cliff with the ocean. The genie said "run off the cliff and say what you want to be" so the first ran off and yelled "PARROT" and flew away. The second jumped and screamed "TUNA" and fell to the ocean. The third ran off, but just before the edge he tripped on a rock and fell off. "SHIT"
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