There were three men in sauna. Their names were Tom, Matt, and Seb. They suddenly heard a bleeping sound and it turned out that Tom had a Pager Chip in his head. Matt and SEb thought that was cool. after 10 minutes they heard a ringing sound.It turned out that Matt had a Telephone chip in his wrist. Tom and Seb thought that was cool. Seb was quite embarassed because he had nothing to show Matt and Tom that he thought would be cool enough. So he got out and went to the toilet. When he came back he had a long peice of toilet paper hanging out his bum with scribbles on it. When Tom and Matt asked him wat that was, he said that he was recieving mail!
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