Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines at MIT
Do you really think I'm as sexy as Mr. Spock?
I think the electricity between you and me is throwing off the
experiment.
I like your Maxwell's Equations t-shirt. I'd like it even better
on my bedroom floor.
I'll see what I can do about your grade. (TA's only)
You know what they say about the size of man's calculator.
I make excellent use of my hard drive.
I hear the junior physics laboratory is gorgeous by moonlight.
I always carry protection --You never know when a pen might leak.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later.
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