3 men are walking through the jungle when they get taken by cannibals

They beg for their lives are given the chance of freedom - they have to go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of the same fruit.

So off they go and not long after the 1st man returns with 10 apples. This is when he is told about the 2nd part of the deal

"You must insert all of those pieces of fruit up your ass without making a sound and you are free to go" says the chief

Sweating a bit the man agrees and starts inserting the apples. He does quite well but as he gets to the 4th apple he winces and yells out in pain

As qucik as a flash he is executed and prepared for lunch

Short time later the 2nd man returns with 10 berries and is told the same story as the 1st guy.

"Well" he thinks "Piece of cake this!" and proceeds to insert the berries. 1, 2, 3 etc... getting there... 8, 9 and then all of a sudden he bursts out laughing and is swiftly killed and prepared for dinner.

1st and 2nd guy meet up in heaven and start chatting

"Why did you laugh?!" the 1st guy asks? "You were so close to getting free!"

"Well.." he says with a sad grin "I was just about to put the last berry up my ass when I looked over to the path into the jungle and I see the 3rd guy walking around the bend with a big smile on his face and an armful of pineapples!"