Two tall trees


Two tall trees, a Birch and a Beech, are growing in the woods.


A small tree begins to grow between them.


The Beech says to the Birch, '' is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch? ''


The Birch says he cannot tell.


Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.


The Birch says, '' Woodpecker -- you have the reputation of being a tree expert, can you tell us if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?''


The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He then replies, '' It is neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch.


That, my friends, is the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.

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