they all appear at the gates of hell and are greeted by satan himself
satan says to the first man "whats your favorite thing in the world?"
the man says "i love getting drunk just shit faced all the time"
satan opens a door and inside is every alcoholic drink you can imagine
the man walks in drooling at what he sees
satan says "see you in 1000 years" and locks the door behind him
satan says to the second man "whats your favorite thing in the world?"
the man says "i love getting pussy man i live to fuck dude"
satan opens a door and inside is the most beautiful women he could imagine"
he runs in full sprint and satan says "see ya in a 1000 years" and locks the door
satan walks up to the last man and says "how bout you?"
the man says "i love smoking weed man, i haven't been sober since i was 10"
satan opens a door and inside is every strain of cannabis in the world and a few strains specific to hell"
the man walks in slowly
satan says you already know" and locks the door
1000 yars pass and satan checks up on the 3 guys
the first guy is laying in a puddle of his own puke with broken bottles everywhere
the second man runs out screaming "im gay im gay!"
the last man satan was shocked by
the 3rd man is laying in the fetal position silent
satan says "are you ok?"
and the man with a single tear in his eye looks up to satan and says "hey man... you got a light?"
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