3 guys at the Pearl gates

I'm Norwegian so sorry for bad grammar. Hope you enjoy the joke :)

So 3 guys are standing there waiting for St. Pete outside the Pearl gates.

When peter arrives, he says: "I'm very sorry guys, but due to overbooking we only have room for 1 of you at this time".

Who ever has the best story for the cause of their Death, will be allowed to enter.

"well" says the first one. "I was going to impress my girlfriend by doing pull-ups on the outside of the window in my apartment building. As I was doing the pull-ups my hands got wet from the sweat, and i slipped. Lucky for me, I managed to grab the window on the floor below.

As i was hanging there a man runs over and start bashing my fingers With a hammer. when I landed on the ground below, feeling Lucky to be alive, I look up and see a fridge falling towards me. Next thing I remember was standing here.

The second man draws his breath and starts speaking. "i came home early from work today, and found my wife naked in the bed With her hair all over the Place and red cheeks. I immediately grabbed a weapon of Choice and started searching the apartment for a second guy. When i came to my living room I see a pair of hands holding on to my window. My immediate reaction was to pound the fuckers hands With my hammer."

"The fall did not seem to hurt him to much, so in my rage i grabbed the fridge and threw it out the window. Which lead me to having a heart attack, and die from the exertion."

Then the last guy, now steaming With fury, yells.

"IF YOU JUST BOTHERED TO CHECK THE FUCKING FRIDGE, WE WOULD ALL BE ALIVE NOW!"