There were 8 people in a plane that was about to crash and after searching the plane they only found 7 parachutes. The 8 people in the plane were Bill Clinton, Hillory Clinton, Micheal Jordan, Cindy Crawford, George Bush, Bill Gates, Osama Bin Ladin, and a little boy. Bill Clinton took a parachute and said, I am the best president America ever had I deserve to live and he jumped. Hillory Clinton took a parachute and said I'm the worlds most ambitious woman, I deserve to live and jumped. Micheal Jordan took a parachute and said I'm the worlds best basketball player I deserve to live and he jumped. Cindy Crawford took a parachute and said I'm the worlds prettiest woman I deserve to live and she jumped. George Bush took a parachute and said I'm the smartest man in the world I deserve to live and he jumped. Bill Gates took a parachute and said I'm the richest man in the world to live, I deserve to live and he jumped. Now there was only Osama Bin Ladin and the litle boy left. Osama said I'm old and have lived my life, you take the parachute I'll die. The boy replied, no there are enough parachutes left. How asked Osama the boy replied George Bush the smartest man in the world jumped with my backpack!!!!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.