The other day I saw a boy eating a lot of chocolate on a bus. I told him:"Stop! Eating too much chocolate is bad for your health and makes you fat!" He looked up and said:"My grandpa has lived for 95 years and he is still well and healthy, you know." "Do you mean that this is because he eat a lot of chocolate?" "No, this is because he doesn't mind other people's business."
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