Returning, he found everyone had gone except the bartender, who was cowering behind the bar. When the man asked what had happened, the bartender replied, 'Where were you when the shit hit the fan?'
[Hugh Rawson, "Wicked Words," 1989]
Poop is always funny, and this brightened my day. Enjoy.
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