3 friends on a cruise

*I didn't come up with this joke, I just think it's funny*



John, George, and Jimmy are three old friends from college. They decide to enjoy a cruise because they haven't seen each other in a long time.

Each friend and their significant other board the cruise liner bound for the Bahamas. They have an amazing time drinking, eating, and partying, until the cruise liner hits a reef and sinks along with John, George, Jimmy and their significant others.

All six wake to find themselves at the Pearly Gates with St Peter perched above. St Peter motions to a binder and says, "I'm sorry to say that you have died. And I am here to judge your worthiness to determine if you can enter heaven". St. Peter motions towards John and says,"You are first to be judged".

St. Peter flips to John's profile, and strokes his beard for several minutes and finally says,"Unfortunately John I cannot allow you to enter heaven. For your greed for money was so great, you married a woman named Penny". St. Peter motions towards George and says,"You are second to be judged".

St. Peter flips to George's profile, and strokes his beard for several minutes and finally says,"Unfortunately George I cannot allow you to enter heaven. For your gluttony for food was so great, you married a woman named Cherry".

Distraught over his two friends being denied into heaven, Jimmy turns to his significant other and says,"Well Dick, looks like I'm not getting into heaven either".