A man goes into a bar and asks for a rum and coke. The bartender says "Alright," and sets an apple on the bar and starts to serve the next man. "Hey wait! I said rum and coke, this is an apple...". The bartender says, "Oh no, these are my magic apples. Go ahead take a bite."
"Wow! This tastes like rum and coke, my apologies, thank you!"
The next man asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him an apple and says, "I can make these apples taste like whatever you like. They are my magic apples."
The man doesn't believe it until he takes a bite and exclaims, "Amazing! It tastes like whiskey!"
So the next man says, "Alright, alright. Can you make it taste like pussy? I want it to taste like pussy."
"Sure thing," says the bartender. He then hands him a magic apple.
The man takes a bite and says, "Hey! This tastes like shit!"
The bartender laughs and says, "Turn it around!"
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