20 responses to wrong #'s 2

This is Part 2 to the 20 responses to wrong numbers. This also
can be used for salespeople...


21. "Talk" in an animal voice, example "Meowmeow? ohhhh meow
meow meow meow"


22. Talk to them like you're an answering machine and when they
say something, respond to it.


23. Act like you know them and if they ask you a trick question
and you got it wrong say, "You know me...forgetful"


24. Say you can't speak English...in English.


25. Ask them what color phone they have. When they say a color
comment on what a nice color that their phone is. example: wrong
number person: "Uhhhh, my phone's yellow" You: oh! pink is such
a nice color.


26. Yell at them for not calling sooner and than ask who they
are.


27. Ask them personal questions.


28. Pretend to be going to the bathroom while you're talking to
them.


29. Offer to draw them.


30. Ask what city you should blow up, when/if they suggest a
city, threaten to call the police.


31. Tell them what you're doing to them. example: "I'm blowing
bubbles in your face and you're hungry, so I go to the
bathroom..."


32. Ask them to stop speaking, time the silence, if they speak
tell them that this has been going on since 1877 and if they
don't email this to 1000 people in ten minutes.....(you get the
idea)


33. Pretend you are an answering machine and go on and on until
they hang up.


34.Don't speak to them until they're about to hang up and keep
repeating this process until they hang up.


35. Tell them to stop calling, if they call back greet them
warmly and tell them how nice the day is.


36. Eat some food, ask them if they want any.


37. Pretend you are Pizza Hut and keep asking how may you help
them, sound like a broken record.


38. "Show" them your pictures of them naked, this is particualy
funny when you explain the opposite sex of what they are.


39. If it's a guy, tell them how small his dick is, if it's a
girl, tell her how small her ass or boobs are.


40. Whenever they tell you something say, so?