They both have walked for 1 year now and are very thirsty. One day they find a glass bottle of water laying around. Since they dont have thumbs they cant open it. So the first turtle says to the 2nd :" Go and search for a bottle opener so we can drink". And so the 2nd turtle wanders off. The first one waits for 1 day. Then 1 week. Then 1 year. Then 10 years! He lost all his patience and slams the bottle against the rock to drink wat little amount of water he is able to. Suddenly the 2nd turtle crawls from behind that rock and says:" I knew you only lured me away to drink it all by yourself you bastard!"
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