Here's 2 (bad) jokes I made up a few years ago. With all the reposts on here some new ones might be nice even if they are bad!
1. What do you call a long snake-like poo? A Poothon
2. A family of poothons were floating down a river.
The son poothon asks his mother "dad told me that we're just a by-product of the human digestive system, is that true?"
The mother replies "don't listen to him, he's just talking shit!"
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