Two men go for a job interview, they are both doing really well and the interviewer can't decide between the men. He tells them both to leave the room and one by one they'll be called in and given a word that they must put into a sentence.
First guy is called in and is told his word is great, so he thinks for a minute and then says 'I've got a donkey jacket and it fits just great'
Interviewer is happy and says he's done well.
He leaves the room and the second guy asks what his word was 'they asked me to use the word great' second guy asks 'well, what did you say?' 'I said, I've got a donkey jacket and it fits just great'.
They give each other reassurances and second guy is called into the room and is told his word is fascinate. So he stands for a moment and thinks, then, after a minute he says 'I've got a donkey jacket and it fits just great, it's got nine buttons but I only fascinate!'
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