Husband takes a break from his wife.

A wife and her husband were having marital problems. She wanted a better relationship than he was providing. He was always tired and sat on the couch watching tv. He was not interested in having sex, doing yard work or much of anything.

She made an appointment for him to see a doctor. In talking with the doctor, he is told that a much needed vacation is in order. To go home and have his wife leave for a week and then come back. That should give him all the alone time he needs to get back on track. The man is excited and goes home to tell her the news.

She is willing to do whatever, so she packs a bag amidst him telling her to “hurry the hell up and get out!” She quickly explains that she has made all of his meals and they are labeled in the refrigerator. The dog food is also in the refrigerator and not to forget to feed the dog. The man is in such a hurry doesn’t listen and rushes her along.

Soon after she is gone he gets hungry. He goes to the fridge find some hamburger patties wrapped up ready to fry and makes him a hamburger. Shortly after he starts to feel great, he cleans the whole house, the yard and works on several projects around the house. He just can’t seem to eat enough of those hamburgers.

By weeks end she returns to find the house immaculate, the yard maintained and all of her projects done. She asks him what has happened and he throws her on the bed and makes mad passionately love to her. She is so swept away and in awe she can hardly contain herself. He tells her about how the burgers she left for him made him a changed man.

She doesn’t understand and tells him that she left no burgers for him. She goes to the fridge to find that all of the Gaines burger dog food is gone. She tells him that he’s been eating dog food. The man doesn’t care and continues to eat them.

She calls the doctor and explains what is going on. The doctor reassures her that if it has changed him and she likes it, not to worry about it. The dog food won’t hurt him.

Two weeks later the woman calls the doctor again crying and sobbing, tells the doctor that her husband died. The doctor said he cannot believe the man died from eating dog food? She exclaims “no he was in the middle of the road licking his dick and a truck ran him over!”

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