buying their wives some stuff for Christmas. The first guy has a diamond ring. The other guy is carrying a pair of sandals and a dildo.
The first guy tells the other one, "Well, I bought my wife a new eco friendly car this Christmas, if she doesn't like it, I'll give her the diamond ring."
The second guy looks back and responds, "You know, I had the same idea, if she doesn't like these sandals, she can go fuck herself."
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