and the friend gets really hungry, so he buys a bag of roasted peanuts from a street vendor. Being used to his local bar customs, he begins to throw the peanut shells on the floor of the Sistine Chapel.
They are fortunate enough to attend a Mass conducted by the Pope himself. After the sermon, the Pope walks up to the devout Catholic, and gives him the sign of the cross (up, down, left, right). The man is ecstatic to receive a blessing from the Pope.
Later in the day they make their way to St. Peters and while they are taking in the grandeur, the friend is still eating his peanuts and throwing the shells on the floor. The Pope happens to be in the Basilica, and walks toward the man. Again he gives him the sign of the cross.
The man is overwhelmed with joy by this point, and thanks the Pope for the two blessings. The Pope looks at him and says, "Look asshole, I wasn't blessing you, I was telling you (up) to pick up your peanut shells (down), get your fucking friend (left), and get the hell out of here (right)!"
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