A man and his young son are out driving.
The son feels a bump and asks what it was because he's too small to see out of the windows.
Dad: 'Just a bird, son.'
After a while the car experiences another, larger bump but the dad keeps going.
Son: 'What was that, dad?'
Dad: 'A fox, son.'
More time passes, then all of a sudden the car is shook by three bumps in quick succession, one of them much
louder than the others, yet the dad drives on.
Son: 'Dad?'
Dad: 'Just a paki, son.'
The boy contemplates his dad's words for some time.
Son: 'Why was there three bumps, dad?'
Dad: 'Well, I had to go up on the pavement to get him.'
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