A man wakes up to discover he has a red dot on his forehead. Unphased at first, he simply tries to scrub it off in the shower. After he finishes his morning routine he looks in the mirror and sees that not only is it still there, but it has even gotten bigger. The man calls out of work and decides he needs to see a doctor.
At the doctor's office, the doctor orders a catscan of the man's head. As he awaits his results, the man cannot help but repeatedly look in the mirror and notice that the dot is slowly getting bigger and is even starting to protrude out of his forehead and is now looking like a horn.
Finally, the results are in. The doctor says, "Well, I've figured out what it is. It turns out you have a penis starting to grow out of your head."
The man is shocked. "A penis? An extra penis? Are you kidding me? Can't you surgically remove it?" He asks.
"I'm afraid not." replied the doctor. "It turns out it's actually coming out of your brain and if we cut it out, you'll die."
Angry and confused the man says, "You mean to tell me, I'm gonna wake up every day for the rest of my life and see a penis coming out of my forehead!?"
"No no no," reassures the doctor. "Your balls will be in the way."
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