The Top 15 Exhibits in the Clinton Presidential Library

15> The book Bill pretended to read while waiting for Hillary to fall asleep


14> The Clinton Papers: Bambu and EZ Wider


13> The beer goggles Bubba wore when he hit on Paula Jones


12> Rejection letter from the McDonald's Corporation concerning the President's suggestion for "toy pardons" in Happy Meals


11> His star-shaped shades, high-heeled boots and multi-colored wig from the P-Funk days


10> Autographed up-skirt 8x10 of Stevie Nicks


9> The $60 million dry cleaning bill


8> The Official Presidential Oval Office Wet-Nap Dispenser


7> Five bomb-proof underground levels of grade A, high-octane porn


6> The Rush Limbaugh Exploding Head


5> Pantless Animatronic Clinton that "salutes" female guests


4> George Stephanopolous's booster seat


3> Scale model White House ice sculpture, kept cold by the glacial stare from Hillary's portrait


2> Interactive "Write Your Own Pardon For $10" kiosk


1> Al Gore's dashed presidential hopes


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