A guy was hit by a car...

One of the family members didn't know about the road accident and was totally unaware of what everyone was talking about at the family feast 1 week after the accident.

He asks:"What happened?

The person left from him explains: "He was hit by a truck when he was crossing the street."

The unaware family member, still confused: "How could that happen?"

Another person now says: "Apparently, he crossed when the traffic light showed red..."

"That is not a reason to overrun somebody!", he says, now completely puzzled.

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