She sees a cute guy alone too, she walks up to him and asks him "so what are you drinking tonight?" he says "magic beer." Confused she laughs and responds "magic beer? Prove it!" so he takes a sip and jumps off the balcony then proceeds to fly around the building. Amazed she dares him to do it again...so he takes a sip of beer and does it again.
She calls for the bartender, "can I have whatever he is having?" The bartender sends over a beer - she takes a sip, jumps off the balcony then falls thirty stories and dies on impact. The bartender looks over at the guy and yells "you know Superman, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk!"
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