Yo-mama Jokes

Yo-mama Jokes

Yo mama is so old


Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Fat mama


yo mama is so fat she sat on a bike and made ...

Your momma so ugly .........


Your momma so ugly when she was born the docto...

Your Grandma is so old, yo mama is so fat


Your grandma is so old, that she farts dust.
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The Whales.


Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquari...

Paper mama


Yo mama so skinny, I gave her a red hat and a ...

Miscellaneous yo mama joke


Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama +skittles


Yo mamas so fat she sat on the rainbow and ski...

Yo momma so fat


Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said ...

Your mamma


Your mamma is so fat she uses a matress as a
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Threw a Rock


Yo mama is so dumb that she threw a rock at th...

She Fat!


Yo mama is so fat that she put all the restura...

Armageddon


Yo mama is so fat, when you give her a can of ...

YOUR MOMMA SO.................


your momma so ugly she make mr.ed look the fin...

60 mintues


Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to w...

shoe shopping


yo mamas so poor she goes shoe shopping on the...

Yo Mama


Yo mama so dumb she took a fishing rod down th...

Yo mama is so fat


Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she g...

Your momma breath so bad when she talk it...


Your momma breath so bad when she talk it smee...

Your momma


Yo momma so stupid she went to bed with a rule...

Clippers game


You so stupid you went to the clippers game th...

Slutty Mama


Your mama is so slutty:


She could suck-start...

Cinese man


a man phoned a chinese up and said do u delive...

Big Yella Mama


One day a boy's mom wanted to walk him to the ...

Yo Mama So Dumb


Yo Mama so dumb she tried to eat Jerry "Rice".