Your grandma is so old, that she farts dust.
your grandma is so old, she went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerater and she saw bugs singing "We are family!".
yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the bathroom
its like a flash flood.
yo mama is so fat, when she farts, its like a tornado.
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