Yo-mama Jokes

Yo-mama Jokes

Insults


Yo momma so ugly, that when she was born, the ...

Yo momma


Yo mommas so ugly, her face is rated "R""
Yo ...

Yo mamma hair


yo mamma hair so short, she has to roll it wit...

Yo momma


Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a dollar and m...

Yo mama is so fat


Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo momma sofat


yo momma so fat when she went to the hotel and...

Your momma is so fat....


Your momma is so fat that wherever she sits in...

Your momma so fat


She uses Yankee Stadium as her cereal bowl.

YO' MAMMA IS SO FAT


Your mamma is so fat that when she wear...

Yo momma is so fat...


yo momma is so fat that when she was swiming i...

your mommas so fat the cops stopped at a parkinglot...


your mommas so fat the cops stopped at a parki...

How to use an ATM machine...


MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
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Rug burn


Your mama's so hairy that you almost died of r...

Boyz II Men


Yo' Momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Me...

Yo mama is so stupid


Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window an...

Yo mama is so fat


Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach ...

Dayin


dayin is so fat that when she put on her x-lar...

Yo mama is so ugly


Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, th...

Gravy


Your mommas so fat when she broke her leg grav...

Park Bench


Your Mama is so fat when she sat on the park b...

Yo mama so stupid...


Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign a...

Mama i love u


my mother ask me whether i wanted to eat lunch...

yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale...


yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale i...

Yo mama so fat...


Yo mama so fat that when she walks in the fron...

Your Momma so stupid...


Your momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked ...