Yo-mama Jokes

Yo-mama Jokes

Yo Momma


Yo Momma so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Solar Eclipse


Yo mama so fat,


She caused a solar eclipse.

Your mama so fat


your mama so fat her belt size is the equator

Ring ring


yo mamma is so dirty her bath tub got more rin...

Cameras


Your momma is so ugly . . .
When she walks in...

Your moma


Your moma is so fat I got lost walking around ...

YO MAMMMA....!


Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bath...

Yo momma


Every time your momma goes to the aquarium you...

Roaches


your mamma so poor i walked into her house and...

ur momma was walking down the sidewalk and...


ur momma was walking down the sidewalk and cra...

YO MOMMA IS SO OLD


Yo momma is so old when i asked her real age s...

Yo momma so stupid


Yo momma so stupid it takes her 2hours to watc...

Watching the couch


Your mamma is so stupid she sits on the telly ...

Yo mamma


yo mama so hairy big foot is taking her picture

Yo Mamma


Yo mammas so stupid she sat on the tv and watc...

Make up her mind


yo mama is so stupid she has to put lipstick o...

Dumb asss


yo momma so dumb, i asked her was the coast cl...

yo mama


yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless ...

Crackhead


yor mamas so dumb she called the cops when som...

Yo momma


your momma is so hairy when dad sees her he mi...

Your Momma


Your mommas so fat, someone said it was chilly...

All My Children


Your momma is so poor . . .
When I walked in,...

Yo mama


yo mama like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

Your momma so fat


Your momma so fat that when shes wears a yello...

Yo mama is so fat


Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover h...