Wasp Jokes

Wasp Jokes

Why did the bee put on a yarmulka

He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

SO THERE'S THIS WASP

So there once was this wasp that lived in a jun...

The Wasp

There once was a wasp, he wasn't very happy wit...

So there once was this wasp...

...that lived in a jungle. This was not your or...

The wasp that lived in the jungle

"So there once was this wasp that lived in a ju...

Two bees met in a field.

Two bees met in a field. One said to the other,...

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it sh...

Where do you take a sick wasp?

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp...

Waiter, waiter!

Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. S...