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Why was the vulture kicked off of the airplane?
Because he ate a passenger's carrion!
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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?
He brought the wrong carrion.
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Why did the vulture cross the road?
To eat the dead chicken on the other side.
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What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?
His carrion bag.
What did the vulture take on his plane ride?
His Carrion.
What did the flight attendant say to the vulture who dragged two dead raccoons onto the flight?
I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion