A Vulture Goes Through Customs at the Airport
So this vulture is returning home from an much ...
Vulture Jokes
I went on a scavenger hunt the other day.
I shot a vulture.
What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
A vulture boards a plane
Tired of flying himself, a vulture boards a pla...
What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?
As far away as possible.
*cough* shameful *cough*
Why wouldn't the airline allow the vulture to board his flight?
#Because of the horrible stench coming from his...
Why didn't the airline passenger check his vulture?
Because it's a carrion bird.
What does a vulture bring onto a plane?
Carrion luggage
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorr...
Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest?
He's a bird of pray.
A young vulture is tired of eating nothing but scavenged meat...
So he says to his father, "Dad, can't we eat so...
A vulture boards a plane
A vulture boards a plane and sits in his seat. ...
A vulture is boarding a plane with a dead raccoon under each wing, when the gate attendant stops him and says, "I'm sorry, sir..."
"...but you're only allowed *one* carrion."
So a vulture is in line to board a plane...
and he's got a deer carcass in his claws. The T...
A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess says, "I'm sorry sir, there is o...
Use your lifeline
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...
A vulture tries to get on an airplane
A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a ra...
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire had reached the final plateau.
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire h...
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire had reached the final plateau.
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire h...
Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?
Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound fo...
What do you call a vulture with no beak?
What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head...
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vu...